Yesturday David went to the cricket. He even had a go himself!
David Hasselhoff – Australia’s new coach?
Cricket Australia have moved swiftly to appoint David Hasselhoff as their new head coach following a successful induction day at the Sydney Cricket Ground.
Faced with the problems of trying to get Mitchell Johnson to bowl straight, picking a new spin bowler every match and having to pretend that Steven Smith is a Test all-rounder, the beleaguered Antipodean outfit have taken drastic action to halt an alarming slump.
Hasselhoff, best known for his roles in Knightrider, Baywatch and Well-Refreshed Man Just Trying To Eat A Hamburger And Wishing His Daughter Would Get The Hell Out Of His Face, is charged with reshaping Australian Cricket from top to bottom.
“I just can’t wait to get started,” said Hasselhoff. “I took batting practice with Shane Warde earlier and we had a blast. That guy has got some incredible ideas about chest wigs and we are going to make a lot of money together.”